If you want a good idea of who I am and what I write, read this story, you won't be sorry.

I read your third story yesterday, as I finish up my grading, and think it is inspired! Wonderful. Funny. Clever. Well done -- your characters are interesting, your plot is surprising and compelling, and you're so funny; and on top of that, you're imaginative, daring, willing to write this sort of silly fantasy satire drama, and do it so well. It is hilarious. I think you should send a copy of it to the whole class and tell them I ordered you to do it because it is so good. I am very impressed. I am delighted. I am inspired by you and your wild and wonderful, velociraptor imagination.